“Your thumb’s in a parasocial K-hole.”
The void stares back… and you keep scrolling. Your nightly ritual is half bad news, half coping memes.
Pineal gland overstimulated. Eyes dry. Vibe wrecked. Psychic field leaking through 4G.
Symptoms lessen when your nervous system stops being held hostage. Reintroduce beauty and absurdity daily for best results.
