“Everything’s fine. Until it’s not. Then it’s fine again. Maybe.”
You oscillate between baking banana bread and prepping for societal collapse. Existential dread is the new baseline. CNN meets tarot cards meets doom memes.
Crown chakra flooded with contradictory data. Nervous system seesawing. Future shock fatigue detected.
The world might be ending softly, but your sanity doesn’t have to go with it. Rituals, boundaries, and high-grade ridiculousness = essential.
