Copium Overdose

SYMPTOM PROFILE

A stubborn reliance on delusion as a survival tactic. You’ve tried affirmations, spreadsheets, rituals, and manifestation TikToks - yet somehow, you’re still deeply in the trenches. Copium is not hope. It's hope-flavoured sedation.

ENERGETIC DIAGNOSIS

Overconsumption of collective lies. Aura clouded. Crown chakra spinning in reverse. Refusing to let go of what clearly isn’t working because the alternative (facing the truth) sounds worse.

PRESCRIBED DOSE

• Disillusionment with a side of clarity. Symbolic fashion as an energetic jolt. Something that says “I know this is all a mess - and I’m still here.”

PROGNOSIS

Recoverable. But only if you stop snorting affirmations and start embodying your power.