Terms & Conditions

1. General

Welcome to SOME DOSE. These terms govern your experience on somedose.com and any products or digital prescriptions you receive from us.

By using the site, you agree to the terms. Simple.

2. Eligibility

3. Products & Orders

A. Availability

• Most items are limited. One shot only.
• No guaranteed restocks.
• Colours and sizes may vary slightly. That's life.

B. Pricing & Payments

• Prices are in EUR and may change.
• We use Stripe, PayPal, and a few potions in between.
• Orders flagged as suspicious may be cancelled.

C. Preorders

• Preorders are made-to-order.
• Delivery timelines are best guesses. Not prophecies.
• Once the preorder window closes, that's it. No backsies.

4. Shipping

• We ship to selected countries. Probably yours.
• Processing time: 3-5 days
• We're not liable for customs drama or postal purgatory.

5. Returns

• All sales are final unless defective or wrong item sent.
• Return requests must be made within 7 days of delivery.
• You pay for return shipping unless it's our fault.

Email lab@somedose.com to start a return.

6. Intellectual Property

All branding, designs, and copy belong to SOME DOSE. Don't steal our vibe.

7. User Conduct

• No illegal use of products or site.
• No hacking or tampering with the system.
• No reselling without written approval.
• Don't be an ass to our team or other customers.

8. Disclaimer

Our products are offered as-is. No promises of enlightenment, although some folks swear by it. Use with intention. Results may vary.

Our liability is capped at the cost of your order. That's the deal.

9. Privacy

Using our site means you agree to our privacy policy.

10. Law

These terms fall under Irish law. We're based in Limerick.

11. Contact

Questions? Email us at lab@somedose.com