Founder Wardrobe Resuscitation
For burnt out women who run the whole show and have nothing to wear except the same leggings and guilt.
No spam. No "new you". Just calmer mornings and clothes you can stand.
Why your wardrobe feels hostile
You are running a business, projects, a family, a body that needs food, a brain that keeps buffering. Your wardrobe has turned into a visual reminder of every failed version of you. Diets. Jobs. Eras. Whole identities that no longer fit.
This page is a reset button. Not a makeover. Not a capsule wardrobe promise. Just a clear protocol so you can dress like the person actually doing everything, not the ghost of your last burnout.
This is for you if
- You open your wardrobe and feel dread before you feel fabric.
- You cycle between pyjamas, "good leggings" and one emergency outfit on repeat.
- You spend money on clothes, then still feel underdressed, overdressed or wrong.
- You can run launches, teams and households, but dressing yourself feels impossible.
What Founder Wardrobe Resuscitation actually is
This is a simple path into ERIS, a gamified slot machine outfit generator that removes decision fatigue. You answer a fast Goddess Triage, get matched with a Celtic goddess archetype, then use ERIS to spin random outfit combinations and break out of your comfort zone.
- •A mood and behaviour based triage that maps your burnout and style patterns.
- •A goddess archetype result that gives you a language for how you move through the world.
- •Starter wardrobe protocols that connect your archetype to actual outfits.
- •A spot on the ERIS waitlist for early access to the slot machine outfit generator, gamified rewards, and wardrobe builder when it launches.
How it works
Step 1 – Take the Goddess Triage
Answer a short set of questions about your energy, habits, meltdown points and secret outfit fantasies.
Step 2 – Meet your archetype
You get matched with a Celtic goddess frequency that mirrors how you create, collapse, recover and show up.
Step 3 – Receive your resuscitation brief
You get a simple email breakdown with survival outfits, sensory needs and what to stop buying.
Step 4 – Join the ERIS Waitlist
You are added to the ERIS waitlist, where you will get first access to the slot machine outfit generator, gamified reward system, and wardrobe builder when it launches.
Takes under 10 minutes. No measurements. No photos. No "before" and "after" shame reel.
What you get when you join now
- •Priority access to ERIS when it launches: slot machine outfit generator, unlimited spins, and wardrobe builder.
- •A personalised archetype brief that links mood, burnout and clothes.
- •Early access to gamified rewards, .exe worlds, wards, and weekly wardrobe missions.
- •Launch pricing and special offers before public release.
Why a goddess and not a stylist
Traditional styling advice assumes you have energy, time, and a stable sense of self. You have none of that. Archetypes work better when your brain is fried. They give you shortcuts, not rules.
The Goddess Triage is not role play. It is pattern spotting. It turns "I am a mess" into "I am running a Morrigan week and need conflict proof outfits" or "I am in a Boann overflow phase and need clothes that can handle overstimulation".
Questions, before your brain talks you out of it
Join The ERIS Waitlist
Be the first to know when ERIS launches. You'll receive early access to the slot machine outfit generator, gamified reward system, wardrobe builder, and launch pricing. No more decision fatigue—just spin and get dressed.
Ready to stop fighting your wardrobe?
Take the triage now, meet your goddess, then let ERIS spin the slot machine and remove the decision fatigue.
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