Coming Soon
Prescription Pending
We're currently formulating our gift card system. Soon you'll be able to prescribe symbolic armor for someone else's modern madness.
Digital Delivery
Instant prescription via email. No shipping delays, no cosmic misalignment.
Flexible Dosing
Choose your own amount. From micro-dose to full prescription strength.
No Expiration
Unlike your existential dread, these don't expire. Use when ready.
Stackable
Combine multiple prescriptions for maximum symbolic protection.
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