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Gift Card Prescription

Coming Soon

Prescription Pending
We're currently formulating our gift card system. Soon you'll be able to prescribe symbolic armor for someone else's modern madness.

Digital Delivery

Instant prescription via email. No shipping delays, no cosmic misalignment.

Flexible Dosing

Choose your own amount. From micro-dose to full prescription strength.

No Expiration

Unlike your existential dread, these don't expire. Use when ready.

Stackable

Combine multiple prescriptions for maximum symbolic protection.

Get Notified

Be the first to know when gift card prescriptions become available.

Be the first to know when gift cards becomes available

In the meantime, explore our current formulary.

Dose yourself.