Aura Entanglement
"You’re carrying energies that aren’t yours. Again."
You’ve absorbed so much from others—moods, microaggressions, Mercury retrograde—that your aura looks like a group chat left on read.
Energetic Diagnosis
Boundary field compromised. External energies detected in multiple layers. Soul signal weakened.
Prescribed Dose
- Salt bath, sound bath, or sarcastic meme cleanse—your choice.
- Reinforce with wearable protection (symbols or crystals, not sarcasm this time).
- Visualise yourself unplugging from every ‘vibe vampire’ in a 5km radius.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Detangling is a process. Cut the cords. Reclaim your psychic real estate. Reboot your sovereignty.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.