Chronic Craving for Meaning
"You’re allergic to small talk and starving for soul food."
You can’t fake interest in ‘normal’ life. You’re wired for wonder, haunted by the question: 'What’s the point?' and suspicious of anything without depth.
Energetic Diagnosis
Throat and heart chakras yearning for alignment. Soul spinning in existential orbit. Detected deficiency in symbolic nourishment.
Prescribed Dose
- Write a page. Burn it. Or wear it. Channel the chaos into creation.
- Surround yourself with objects and art that feel like clues.
- Talk to weird people. Find your frequency.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
You weren’t made for shallow waters. Keep diving. Meaning isn’t always found—it’s forged.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.