Delusional Optimism Crash
"You told yourself ‘this is fine’ one too many times."
You convinced yourself things were looking up, but the universe had other plans. Now you’re flatlined in your glitter trench.
Energetic Diagnosis
Solar plexus overextended. Positivity receptors burnt out. Crown chakra disillusioned.
Prescribed Dose
- Rest. No productivity podcasts.
- Wrap yourself in something absurdly comforting.
- Talk to plants. They understand hope and recovery.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Re-entry to reality may sting. But grounded optimism is stronger than the delusional kind. Build your dose back slowly.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.