Energetic Exhaustion
"You’re not tired — your soul is dehydrated."
No amount of sleep is enough. You wake up feeling like you just finished a spiritual marathon in steel boots.
Energetic Diagnosis
Aura is frayed. Chakras flickering. Vital force at ‘please leave a message after the beep.’
Prescribed Dose
- Unplug from people who talk like they're paid by the word.
- Lie down on the earth. No metaphor. Just actual dirt.
- Wear a talisman of restoration. Bonus if it sparkles with meaning.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Recovery begins when you stop pretending to be a generator. You are not a power bank. You are a body with boundaries.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.