Fear of Being Perceived: Treatment & Remedy Guide
"You crave attention but only under 13 layers of metaphor and a cloak of invisibility."
A chronic dis-ease marked by sudden flinching when noticed, complimented, or made real. Symptoms include deleting posts, muting stories, and dressing like an emotional decoy.
Energetic Diagnosis
Throat chakra: silenced. Third eye: hyper-vigilant. You're hiding in plain sight and still feel seen.
Prescribed Dose
- Wear your weird. Loudly.
- Practice being perceived by plants first.
- Say 'thank you' instead of short-circuiting when complimented.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
With regular doses of radical self-expression and mild defiance, visibility becomes survivable. Even empowering, on a good hair day.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.
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ERIS Protocol
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Patron Saint Triage
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The Attending
Consult with The Attending for your digital diagnosis and symbolic prescription. Interactive consultation system.