Reality Overload
"Too many tabs open. In your browser and your brain."
You’re attempting to process capitalism, climate doom, messages from six platforms, and your own shadow work — simultaneously.
Energetic Diagnosis
Cognitive bandwidth exceeded. Grounding cord: unplugged. Nervous system: buffering.
Prescribed Dose
- One task. Just one. Do it slowly. Preferably while wearing something symbolic.
- Mute the world. You are not customer service for the universe.
- Stare at the sky. Let your brain defragment.
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Mental tabs begin to close when your soul stops panic-refreshing. Symptoms ease with ritual and scheduled nonsense.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.