Soul Detachment: Treatment & Remedy Guide
"Your body’s present. Your soul is in a different postcode."
That feeling when you float three feet outside your life, watching yourself nod during a conversation you didn’t hear.
Energetic Diagnosis
Crown and solar plexus disconnected. You're phoning it in from the astral plane. Soul tether: frayed.
Prescribed Dose
- Reclaim your skin with texture you chose.
- Call your soul back. Out loud. No one’s listening anyway.
- Put your bare feet on the ground. (Actual ground.)
Suggested Remedies
- Celtic Goddess Triage
- Ready to Wear
- Talk to the attending
Prognosis
Reattachment takes intention, not productivity. Movement, ritual, and silkier choices bring you back online.
Active Clinical Trials
Experimental prescriptions currently available for trial. Limited availability, early access to symbolic armor before general release.
Related Protocols
Explore other lab protocols and tools designed to help you navigate decision fatigue, burnout, and wardrobe challenges.
Aura Entanglement
You’re carrying energies that aren’t yours. Again....
Chronic Craving for Meaning
You’re allergic to small talk and starving for soul food....
Chronic People-Pleasing
You’d apologise to a lamp post for bumping into it....
ERIS Protocol
Gamified slot machine outfit generator that removes decision fatigue. ADHD-friendly wardrobe lab with dopamine hits to motivate getting dressed.
Patron Saint Triage
Discover your wardrobe guardian through a quick 10-question triage. Find your patron saint: Eris, Athena, Aphrodite, or Hestia.
The Attending
Consult with The Attending for your digital diagnosis and symbolic prescription. Interactive consultation system.